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Are They Your TYPE?

...well, are they? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. You've gotta be straight with us.

HOW DO I PLAY?
+ You can do the top level thing.
+ Is your character somebody's type? You'll know soon enough. Somebody could very well fess up, no matter how every part of them rages against the urge!
+ "But what if my character's a bridge troll." Shhh. No thoughts, only the realization that people are into weird stuff and, hey, there's someone for everybody!

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Well, it's happened again. You've walked into a room, and you're wearing a t-shirt with your most troublesome personal issue written on it for everybody to see.

Whether it's "daddy issues", "prone to depressive spells", or "unresolved guilt over destroying a city whilst possessed by an evil spirit", your private struggles are now visible to anyone who encounters you! No way to hide it--there it is in big block text, out in the open.

» 1. Post your character. Put the text of their issue in the subject line!
» 2. Tag around to other characters to empathize, encourage, commiserate, or mock!

animen in

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the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

memeboogeyman in

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master / fledgling

In most vampire media, the relationship between maker and fledglings is many things: parental, sibling, an apprenticeship, even antagonistic. Just as often, there's a romantic undertone, as well.

For what could connect anyone more than the sharing of blood, of the dark gift?

Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
Reply to others.
Thread. Use the prompts, or not.

† UNDEFINED → The nature of your bond is complex and unclear to outsiders. Perhaps even to both of you, as well.
† DYSFUNCTIONAL → There's a lot of bad blood between you, yet you can't hate each other fully.
† FORBIDDEN → Any sort of relationship beyond the vampiric-familial would be frowned upon by both human society and the underworld.
† LOVERS → Why not? No one else will understand you like they do, and you probably won't have to worry about outliving them.

meme_maid in

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kissing. that's it, that's the meme.

ONE: comment with your character and preferences.
TWO: you're kissing.
THREE: reply to others.
FOUR: no, seriously, they're kissing.
FIVE: whether there's backstory behind it, whether this has been building-building-BUILDING up or you've just met or you've been cursed by the universal, non-season specific hanging festive object of your choice and you can't escape until you smooch OR you literally just tripped into somebody's lips, if doesn't matter. btw it doesn't have to be on the mouth. live your best creative life.
SIX: it's a thing. it's happening. so you probably better let the people in the back know if you want assumed CR, gentle kisses on the forehead only, if you prefer gen/platonic kisses for the kids, crack threads, frenching, one-sided or misunderstood intentions and mistaken identities, whatevs.
SEVEN: kissin'. kiss kiss fall in love motherf-

shonenjump in

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MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE

✱ Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
✱ Other characters are ~~forced to~~ ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
✱ Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
✱ Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
✱ Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
✱ But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.

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Non-Penetrative Sex Meme!

There’s plenty of sex that involves orifices, but this isn’t a meme for that kind of sex. This is the meme for handjobs, footjobs, hotdogging, and anything else your heart desires.

HOW TO PLAY:
-Comment with your characters with preferences and a little information.
-Reply to other characters
-Use the RNG to roll or pick a prompt.
( Read more... )

postingmemes in

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spoils of war

war. war never changes, but it changes us.

o1. leave a top-level comment in the typical fashion.
o2. your character is now either a captive/spoil of war/war bride or in "possession" of one.
o3. how does the arrangement work? are you scheming to take down your enemies from the inside?

sokye in

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a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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the alternate universe meme

comment with your character.
reply to others with picture prompts, starters, whatever you would like. for au idea inspiration, try this or this or this.
other popular au ideas: apocalypse au, arranged marriage au, celebrity au, coffee shop/florist au, college/high school au, crime/mafia au, fake dating/engaged/married au, fantasy au, game of thrones au, historical au, hunger games au, magic au, modern au, mythological au, reincarnation au, roommates/neighbors au, sex work (porn/camgirl/escort/stripper) au, sci-fi au, steampunk au, soulmate au, superhero au, supernatural au. go wild!

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Find Them Dying

you shoulda seen the other guy...

🩸 comment with your character. they're on the brink of death and have been unceremoniously dumped somewhere. yeah, that's all their blood...
🩹 anyone who comments is the lucky good samaritan who discovers them.
🩸 at least you'd better pray they're filled with the milk of human kindness. they could heal you, but there's always the alternative.
🩹 what if they're an angel of death who'll finish the job?

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Quick links
Rules || Mod posts || Past round ups || Problems/Concerns ( Alternative )

Mod contact also available at

bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
To clarify the two week rule: repost dates are counted as fourteen days after the day a meme is posted. The posted day is not counted as part of the two weeks. ie. reposts will generally go up on the same day of the week.
Just a reminder: when linking to a meme hosted off bakerstreet to include the name of the comm explictly in the text of the meme somewhere please.

Please consider using a cut for long posts and sensitive topics.

(Quick how to here)

Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.

When linking off-comm, please remember to state the linked comm's name somewhere in the post.

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Seducing the Priest

It’s a little more than just forbidden love—maybe your motives aren’t love at all—or corrupting an innocent, because in this meme it’s the innocent doing the tempting. You’ve set your sights on a someone untouchable, someone whose faith, vows, or situation have forbidden them from straying toward the desires of the flesh, but you’re determined to see to it that they stray. Right into your arms. Or perhaps you are the priest, or knight, or king, and now you’re facing irresistible, relentless temptation from the most exquisite source.

( The Irresistible Force meets the Untouchable Object )

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WARNING: This meme focuses on guro, or grotesque, kinks. This means it concentrates on sexualized violence. This meme will inherently include themes on death, mutilation, amputation, abortion and miscarriage, executions, and interrogations. It will potentially include themes on the following; dub-con, non-con, power-play, child abuse, incest, etc.

HOW TO PLAY

What to do:
1. Post with your character.
2. Include you preferences and any other information.
3. Reply to others. You may use a RNG for scenarios if you'd like... though nobody really uses that anymore, do they?
4. Have fun!

( Prompts underneath! )

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the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

adisneyromance in

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[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.

HOW?

* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

( prompts )

wheesockies in

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TOUCH STARVED
Inside of you, there are two wolves: one is averse to all any contact and the other craves it.

This meme goes out to you weirdoes.

HOW TO PLAY
▲ comment with your character.
▲ thread out any prompts that hit your inbox.

YOUR CHARACTER

holds a person’s hand
draws a person in for a hug
climbs into bed with a person
tickles a person
traces shapes on a person’s skin
tucks a person against their chest
cuddles with a person
cups a person’s cheek(s)
plays with a person’s hair
brushes hair from a person’s face
nudges a person
rests their hand on a person’s knee or hip
rubs a person’s shoulders or back
peppers a person with kisses
kisses a person gently
kisses a person roughly
pulls a person down in a heap
bites or kisses a person’s neck
caresses a person’s body
nips or kisses a person’s ear

postingmemes in

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Rate Yourself

Hold your heads up, kings and queens. It doesn't matter if other people think you're a total hottie; what matters is if YOU think you're totally smashable.

how to play
- no blank comments. only leave ones with your character's rating of themselves (number scale, hot or not, would hit that, etc), either in the body or the subject line.
- ???
- profit.
- jealousy and hate are for uggos.

grinded in

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smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

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flirty text starters

how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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Page Summary

weebsock in bakerstreet - My type
littleredsock in bakerstreet - shirt sucks
animen in bakerstreet - Make you hurt
memeboogeyman in bakerstreet - Meet your maker
meme_maid in bakerstreet - Memes only want one thing
shonenjump in bakerstreet - Most Attractive
shyestfairy in bakerstreet - Creative
postingmemes in bakerstreet - To the victor
sokye in bakerstreet - Sunday texting
justformemes in bakerstreet - Alternate Universe
buckminsterfullerene in bakerstreet - dying in your arms tonight
thelongcon in bakerstreet - Weekly meme round-up: Aug 17 - 23
memeandyou in bakerstreet - Seducing the Priest
whataboutasock in bakerstreet - Ewww it's GROTESQUE
interjection in bakerstreet - Bless the Maker and his water
adisneyromance in bakerstreet - Breeding kinks, mating press
wheesockies in bakerstreet - Touch
postingmemes in bakerstreet - No tens
grinded in bakerstreet - smut picture prompts
asoftermeme in bakerstreet - in the gc

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