The Normal Life AU Meme

[smash_stuff]

6am and he was already up. Betty had already beaten him out the door, a kiss on the cheek as she grabbed the last bagel. Guess it was going to be toast for him and the house guest. A friend of Betty's father had needed a place to crash last night. They had the spare room handy, how were they to say no? The guy seemed alright, a little quiet maybe. Bruce chalked it up to jeg lag and left him to himself.

The coffee bubbled and brewed, the eggs and bacon sizzled and the toast popped up golden brown. Bruce hummed to himself, a pencil in his mouth as he worked on a few math problems in a well dog-eared notebook.

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[smash_stuff]

Okay, maybe this guy was just a little too quiet. Even for mild mannered Bruce. He goes back to humming, making a few more notations in his notebook and sipping orange juice.

A glance over at the table. "....are....the eggs alright?" That sounded less dorky in his head.

[emilblonsky]

"They're fine." He barely swallows before talking. He chases it with a thankful chug of coffee, tearing his eyes away from Bruce. So far that he could piece together, things were not how they were supposed to be. To start with, he wasn't a Captain, he was a Colonel, which confused the heck out of Blonsky. Since when had he been relegated to riding a desk? Physically he was in proper shape for missions, not signing forms, which further confused him. However he spun it, he couldn't quite piece together the why of his situation. The how he could ignore, until a later time.

Why had Ross of all people stuck him in a house with his daughter and this mild-mannered scientist?

Blonsky tries keeping his eyes downcast to his plate, lest he stare at Bruce more and make the man suspicious. He had to figure this out before things went south. He didn't want to be on the receiving end of the monster's wrath again, just yet.

[smash_stuff]

Two words, well that was progress.

Another scribble in scientific symbols only Bruce really could read, his own shorthand version of a gamma calculation. More toast pops up and he moves it to a plateful of toast before bringing it and his notes over to sit in the other chair.

"Saturday, I don't have classes but I'll be going into the lab later. Don't know if you need a ride into town...?" Okay, he was fishing to see if he could get the guy to say more than two words at a time.

[emilblonsky]

Blonsky finds Bruce's apparent obliviousness makes this whole situation worse. The guy was trying to make small talk, even offering him a ride into town for whatever business Ross was dragging him here from London.

"General Ross said he'd call me some time today. I won't know until then." Blonsky felt painfully vulnerable admitting that lack of information, but it was also his own way of trying to fish out something from Banner. He didn't know if it would work, he was trained to tear information out of someone, not ask politely.

[smash_stuff]

Finally, this was communication. Bruce smiled easily, "Yeah, the General is a busy man. He doesn't stop by often but Betty does like seeing him now and again."

[emilblonsky]

The sound Blonsky makes in return is an instinctive snort at Ross being called busy. Bruce didn't know the half of it. He picks up the toast on his own plate, still trying to puzzle over why he was here. He wonders about the experiments he'd once been told about.

[smash_stuff]

Another slurp of orange juice as Bruce puzzles over how he can be a better host. "Oh, it's Bruce. I know he introduced me as Dr. Banner but that's only at the college." Really, he only knew the guys last name. Blond-something. What was with the army only using last names anyway?

[emilblonsky]

Okay, Banner definitely had no idea what he was to Blonsky. Not with that line he delivers with enough innocence to make Blonsky want to throw his toast onto the plate and reach over it to throttle the scientist. He abstains from his desire for physical confrontation though, because this could make the day quite interesting if he plays his cards right.

"Culver?" He inquires, just to make certain at least that much hasn't changed. And for the record he has no intention of using Bruce's first name, ever.

[smash_stuff]

"Yes, Culver. Betty and I teach there." Curiouser and curiouser, he knew what college was in the area? "Have you been there? It's a great campus, maybe you could take a tour if you're not busy later."

[emilblonsky]

"I know of it. Haven't been there." Yet, but that would change if he had a say in it.

"But I'd be interested to visit. If Ross doesn't call within the hour my day is shot and I might as well make something of it." Going by the lack of communication so far, Blonsky had a feeling Ross was putting out a fire somewhere and he'd have to wait his turn for the General's attention.

[smash_stuff]

Bruce swallows his toast quickly, leaping on the idea of showing him around. "I could give you the nickel tour."

Just let him know in an hour, he'll have the car gassed up and ready to go. Oblivious to the fact he should be avoiding this man at all costs.

[emilblonsky]

Blonsky does get a phone call within the hour, but it only confirms his suspicions. Ross is 'indisposed' at the moment, and Blonsky will have to wait until tomorrow to see him.

He decides against the dress blues and dons his military fatigues since they don't require a display of his notably large collection of medals. It's also more difficult for civilians to note at first glance that he's sporting a Union Jack. He puts his beret on with a practiced doff, setting it perfectly straight before heading back downstairs.

"Ross is busy the rest of the day."